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omg hi!
I must've forgotten to lock the door again, huh?
I didn't expect you to just barge in here, honestly...
But, no bother! Welcome!
How are you?
1. Good! You?
2. I think I'm lost...
3. Who are you?
[SMALL TALK]
You are not lost, my child.
I'm Harry! Harry the Bastard, of course! It's literally in the URL.